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Offline RobTJ

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I Believe...
« on: June 06, 2007, 07:41:38 AM »
...that at a four-way stop sign, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way...



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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2007, 08:21:48 AM »
 ...that when a little yippy dog incessantly runs into the street to bark at people in someone else's yard, and the owners of the dog don't care, then neither should you!   SQUISH IT!  You can even use those tires that got you through the intersection first!



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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2007, 08:37:43 AM »
...the love hurts.   But you usually have to pay extra for that...


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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2007, 10:22:37 AM »
...this thread was started so Rob can boost his post count to catch up with Draz  :cool:

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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2007, 11:06:44 AM »
. . . . that friends don't let friends dial drunk.


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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2007, 11:54:26 AM »

 ...That Rob and Frank will not catch me unless I die.    :wink:



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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2007, 12:15:00 PM »
That Draz should be careful.....objects in the mirrors are closer than they appear :razz:

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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2007, 12:39:29 PM »
That Draz should be careful.....objects in the mirrors are closer than they appear :razz:


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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2007, 12:41:23 PM »
...that everyone has one thing they are good at.     And Draz's is peeing his name in the snow...

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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2007, 12:56:35 PM »
      “As a woman grows older, you can give her a [tummy-tuck], you can give her LASIK if her vision goes bad and you can give her a hearing aid. But you can't cure stupid,”

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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2007, 12:57:38 PM »
...that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.


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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2007, 01:46:44 PM »
. . . . that Jeeps are like women. The further away you are, the better they look.

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Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have. The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases.

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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2007, 01:58:19 PM »
...that sometimes you gotta wreck the vehicle to get the insurance money to make the vehicle payment.

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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2007, 03:12:25 PM »
. . . . that you have to be 10% smarter than the equipment you are trying to operate.

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Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have. The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases.

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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2007, 04:03:00 PM »
that happy people are hiding something...

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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2007, 04:55:53 PM »
. . . . that the stupid shall be punished (sometimes it just takes longer than I would hope).

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Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have. The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases.

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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2007, 05:12:22 PM »
The Accident (Things Could Be Worse)
© John Prine

    Last night I saw an accident
    on the corner of Third and Green
    two cars collided and I got excited
    just being part of that scene

    It was Mrs. Tom Walker and her beautiful daughter
    Pamela, was driving the car
    they got hit by a man in a light blue sedan
    who had obviously been to a bar.

    Chorus:
    They don't know how lucky they are
    they could have run into that tree
    got struck by a bolt of lightning
    and raped by a minority.

    It was a four way dilemma
    we all arrived the same time
    I yielded to the man to the right of me
    and he yielded it right back to mine
    well, the yield went around and around and around
    till Pamela finally tried
    just then the man in the light blue sedan
    hit Pamela's passenger side.

    Chorus:

    Pamela hit her head on the mirror
    Mrs. Walker got a bump on the knee
    the man hit himself in the face and said
    "Why does this happen to me?"
    the neighbors came out
    and they gathered about
    saying "Hey! who hit who anyway?"
    and the police arrived at a quarter to five
    and pronounced all the victims "Okay".

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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2007, 05:18:27 PM »
....that not all bad things come to harm you.

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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2007, 05:33:49 PM »
... that YJ's can flex



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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2007, 05:42:52 PM »
. . . . that I will have a beer, since I got the YJ wipers wired up and working.

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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2007, 05:55:17 PM »
... It's good to have wipers

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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2007, 06:23:30 PM »
...Life is to be lived, not stored nor wasted.
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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2007, 06:32:23 PM »
. . . . Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, a hot blonde on one arm, a bottle of Captain Morgan's Private Stock in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO HOO what a ride!”
Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have. The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases.

- Thomas Jefferson

"I'm the arrow, you're my bow, shoot me forth and I will go"

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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2007, 06:35:38 PM »
. . . . that I will make the above quote my signature.
Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have. The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases.

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"I'm the arrow, you're my bow, shoot me forth and I will go"

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Re: I Believe...
« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2007, 07:29:12 PM »

... that you made need not a license to have a kid but you sure as heck should need one to wear spandex.