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Bumper Sticker
« on: January 22, 2010, 10:32:01 AM »
So I'm driving to work this morning and behind this piece of crap Toyota.
I noticed his bumper sticker said "Hey, I think I caught your Jeep thing and now it burns when I pee."   
Not only was he driving like a grandpa (he was in his mid 30's), I wanted to run him off the road.  I think the baby sensed something was up to because he started kicking away.  I wanted to give him the finger but I rarely do that.  What an ass.   :evil:

If I see him again, I may let the air out of his bald tires . . . or just use his car as an RTI ramp.

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2010, 11:18:23 AM »
Easy Counselor!

Good job keeping the road rage in check, the finger (at least) would have been warranted, but not from an expecting Mom :rotflmao:

I do like the RTI ramp idea  :idea: :mrgreen:
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2010, 05:36:07 PM »
I bet if we put our heads together we can come up with a better anti-yota one.
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2010, 06:00:46 PM »
I've seen that sticker around before, only not on a Toyota. I'm willing to bet he gets a lot of dirty looks and one-finger salutes!
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2010, 06:18:02 PM »
Sounds like he has an STD and needs antibiotics.  Ramp his POS but stay far away from his disco stick  :wink:
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2010, 09:36:25 PM »
Just smile and wave
Smile and wave
smile and wave

as you pass him stuck in the snow,
"because I've got 4wd I can drive like an idiot in my yota"

Smile and wave
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2010, 11:33:04 AM »
Nothing is more rewarding than when a fresh snow arrives. Last winter I made over $450 merely pulling out Subaru's, t100's, and (just one) range rover. It's funny what a inflated ego and a moronic sticker can turn into when they are the ones laying crisp ten and twenty dollar bills in your palm. I support the sticker since it aided in many jeep related purchases from hundreds of extractions.

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2010, 03:07:03 PM »
He'll get stuck in the snow and you'll get to pull him out. :mrgreen:

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2010, 10:30:13 PM »
Steady now girl don't let those hormones get the best of ya
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2010, 03:58:52 PM »
Here's what you should have done:

A. Followed him to his destination or

B. Got his plate number and given it to me or one of our other law enforcement members who could get his addresss from DMV.

Then leave the following note on his windshield:

"Dear sir,

The burning you feel when you 'Pee" is not a Jeep thing. What you have, you caught from your girl.

She got it from the guy she works with. The one with the Land Rover. Life is good."


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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2010, 05:51:43 PM »
Here's what you should have done:

A. Followed him to his destination or

B. Got his plate number and given it to me or one of our other law enforcement members who could get his addresss from DMV.

Then leave the following note on his windshield:

"Dear sir,

The burning you feel when you 'Pee" is not a Jeep thing. What you have, you caught from your girl.

She got it from the guy she works with. The one with the Land Rover. Life is good."




LMAO!!!!  That's awesome!!

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2010, 09:58:02 PM »
rofl
OMG, this guys avatar may get me in trouble at work.  Not the personal use of company property, I'm safe there.  Its his avatar that's going to get me in trouble.  Phew its gone, now I can get back to screwing off on company time!!

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2017, 03:57:25 AM »
Some times l just love reading some old posts.
LMAO
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2017, 06:41:28 AM »
So I'm driving to work this morning and behind this piece of crap Toyota.
I noticed his bumper sticker said "Hey, I think I caught your Jeep thing and now it burns when I pee."   
Not only was he driving like a grandpa (he was in his mid 30's), I wanted to run him off the road.  I think the baby sensed something was up to because he started kicking away.  I wanted to give him the finger but I rarely do that.  What an ass.   :evil:


I have that sticker !!! And I drive like a grandpa !

If I see him again, I may let the air out of his bald tires . . . or just use his car as an RTI ramp.
Sometimes I get to drive Becca's Jeep

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2017, 08:50:30 AM »
Some times l just love reading some old posts.
LMAO

So........ I just read this and thought LG and Rob where expecting..... lol
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2017, 03:40:48 PM »
Me too! It wasn't until I read the date.

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2017, 04:19:29 PM »
Some times l just love reading some old posts.
LMAO

I thought it was because you liked BUMPer stickers
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2017, 04:20:20 PM »
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2017, 05:50:37 PM »
Some times l just love reading some old posts.
LMAO

I thought it was because you liked BUMPer stickers

LOL
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2017, 07:46:22 PM »
Nope, we have too many Jeep parts to buy to afford another LOL


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