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National Double Cheeseburger Day!
« on: September 15, 2017, 07:53:28 AM »
Make a dirty joke out of this one! :mad02:
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Re: National Double Cheeseburger Day!
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2017, 08:06:39 AM »
Q: Why is your Mom like a Big Mac? A: Because she's full of fat and only worth a buck.
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Re: National Double Cheeseburger Day!
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2017, 09:48:00 AM »
A double cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer".

The bartender says - "I'm sorry we don't serve food here".

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Re: National Double Cheeseburger Day!
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2017, 09:59:04 AM »
 Did you hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over that skank Wendy? The funeral is at White Castle. I'm taking Dairy Queen.


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Re: National Double Cheeseburger Day!
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2017, 02:13:14 PM »
 :rotflmao:
Did you hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over that skank Wendy? The funeral is at White Castle. I'm taking Dairy Queen.