Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton:

kakirubi

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Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton:

* Mexican tap water
* A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
* A fart when I have diarrhea
* An elevator ride with Ray Rice
* Michael Jackson's Doctor
* A Palestinian on a motorcycle
* Gas station Sushi
* A Jimmy Carter economic plan
* Loch Ness monster sightings
* Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton

        *Iran with nukes mounted on continental missiles

        *Reverend Wright monitoring ballot boxes with the Black Panthers

        *Nancy Pelosi with a "Pull String Clapping Monkey" and a grenade

        *Bill Clinton at an all girls school

        *Putin in any situation

        *Jane Fonda singing "America America"
 
How about...

"I trust

*Bill Cosby offering me a drink..

*An unopened email from Anthony Weiner..

*A massage from Larry Nassar

*A wigwam run by Liz Warren

*Christine Balsey Ford

More than Hillary Clinton"

 
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